tells a story about getting her son to sleep when he was a baby.
When CC was a kid, she slept with a smurf doll named Mr. Smurf. When she cried at night, her Dad would make Mr. Smurf talk. Mr. Smurt had a gruff voice and would bark that he had been dreaming about eating a double chocolate sundae with whip cream, and he was just about to eat it when CC's crying woke him up!
The CSO says that all my snuggly childhood stories sound like child abuse to him...
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