(This makes more sense if you've read odd happenstance of the day.)
Late yesterday afternoon, two cubicles away, there's a lot of giggling going on. Several of the other girls in the office are all grouped together. CC wanders by casually.
"I like the cordless kind," one female voice says.
"Yeah. I hear Target is going to start carrying 'the Rabbit."
For a moment, CC is a bit offended that she has been left out of what is apparently a discussion of vibrators. Then she remembers. She's the office Christian.
Congenitally unable to leave well enough alone, she pokes her head in.
"Are you guys talking about vibrators?" She asks, making her voice willfully a little giggely.
"Yes," one girl says, indicating her friend "She and I are very open about things like that." There's general agreement that everyone is open.
CC generally thinks low things about people who feel the need to explain how open they are.
Anway, I left them to their vibrator discussion and went back to work, wondering what was sadder, that the office Christian is assumed to not know about vibrators, or that judging from the conversation, none of the other girls had tried the Hitachi magic wand.
who one time was watching "Sex and the City" with a friend. Samantha was saying "And the best vibrator is..."
and CC said "the Hitachi Magic Wand" just before Samantha echoed "the Hitachi magic wand."
CC's friend looked on her with apparent new respect. Can't beat that for street cred.