Well, the bad news is that I woke up at 2 am and still haven't gotten back to sleep.
Luckily, there's also plenty of good news around:
Walmart is going to carry plan B!
The Presbyterians didn't screw over a minister who performed gay marriages!
A lady at my office mentioned that Kristy Swanson won Skating with Celebrities, beating out another male skater/female celebrity pair. I called this like two months ago.
Hmm... Time to take a nap.