Friday, December 30, 2005

Do activists realize they come off as morons when they do these things?

A 19-year-old kid who works for PETA has legally changed his name to

The best part of the article is: "People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er,, said in a statement. "Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company's indifference to cruelty to animals."

I can't imagine anyone seriously doubts that these "discussions" are monologues that end when someone says "OK, OK, I'll boycott."

I don't understand why people do these things.



Anonymous said...

Dammit, why couldn't you have written this post BEFORE I legally changed my name to Now I feel like a fool.

Chalicechick said...

That made me laugh out loud.


PeaceBang said...

He's 19. He'll figure it out. When my sister was 19 and a foaming-at-the-mouth PETA devotee, she actually wore leather boots. My mother's boyfriend at the time put little sticky notes on each of them that said, "MOO MOO" and that shut her up for a good week.

Just think how proud he'll be some day when they go to christen little KentuckyFriedChicken Junior!

PeaceBang said...

I mean, "KentuckyFriedCruelty,Jr.!"