I've been looking for some volunteer work so I can spend part of my free time doing something for other people. When life isn't going well, I find that doing something for people who have bigger problems than I do is a big help in keeping perspective.
The "Volunteer" section of the paper today had this ad:
DANGEROUS THREATENING RISK assessment volunteer wanted to investigate liberal agenda catering to lowest common denominator, cowardice, and government reward system for irresponsible mutants- firstname.lastname@example.org.
The website that the email address originates from is even odder.
Not that it wasn't tempting and all, but I emailed a soup kitchen and a women's shelter instead.