A 19-year-old kid who works for PETA has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
The best part of the article is: "People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er, KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, said in a statement. "Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company's indifference to cruelty to animals."
I can't imagine anyone seriously doubts that these "discussions" are monologues that end when someone says "OK, OK, I'll boycott."
I don't understand why people do these things.
Dammit, why couldn't you have written this post BEFORE I legally changed my name to JesusHatesMcDonalds.org? Now I feel like a fool.
That made me laugh out loud.
He's 19. He'll figure it out. When my sister was 19 and a foaming-at-the-mouth PETA devotee, she actually wore leather boots. My mother's boyfriend at the time put little sticky notes on each of them that said, "MOO MOO" and that shut her up for a good week.
Just think how proud he'll be some day when they go to christen little KentuckyFriedChicken Junior!
I mean, "KentuckyFriedCruelty,Jr.!"
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