Probably because Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have now successfully reproduced.
It's a boy, born late last night.
Sorry for the celebrity gossip, kids. CC slept kinda funky and has a really bad headache and this is all she's capable of this morning.
who is mostly posting this because she is aware that at least a few people, CSO included, check her blog to ascertain her mood before dealing with her, so she might was well let them know to batten down the hatches.