Tuesday, September 20, 2005

CC chats with God

It flunks, yes, but to even have attempted the ultimate Turing test is sort of cool.


Me: I've always thought that religion was a you-pays-your-money-and-you-takes-your-chances sort of thing. Care to give me a hint how to bet?

God:I am a Christianity. How far is that?

Me: If you're Christianity, you've created a lot of good things, but done a lot of harm. Come to think of it, that probably IS true of God.

God: I am well respected as an AI. You seem uncertain. That is something I haven't heard of.

Me:God is an AI? That's a little Neal Stephenson for my taste.

God: I have a lot of faith in him, but I never heard he was an AI. I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me.

Me: If God is an AI, who was the programmer?

God: Some things will always be a mystery


CC

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2 comments:

indrax said...

I didn't fare well.
I don't think the AI is very good at all.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
James
God:
It's good to meet you, James.
Me:
I'm bored
God:
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
what shoud I study?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
what Should I study?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
it would seem
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
what should I study in night school?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
not anymore
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.

UUpdater said...

I'm usually curious to see how they programmed the AI to handle certain situations...

Me:
are you a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
are you a man
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?