The best part of today was that my parents' minister was coming to watch the trial. He preaches like William Shatner and when my mom told me he was coming, I started imitating him testifying:
What you've GOT to UNDERSTAND is that OLIVER is a GOOD KID. He's KIND to OTHERS and may someday MAKE something of himself.
Ok, you had to be there, but I was funny, I swear.