Monday, December 08, 2008

Why did Buddha take forever to vacuum his sofa?

Because he didn't have any attachments.

who heard that from one of the secretaries at her firm this morning.


Anonymous said...

That is pretty funny.

Joe The Math Guy said...


But then what was he doing with a sofa? And a vacuum cleaner?

Where did he KEEP the sofa?


Chalicechick said...

1. Sitting on it.
2. Cleaning the sofa.
3. In front of his television set.

Joe The Math Guy said...

Hey, I been edjumicated humanitarily y'know. I think you are talking about Siddhartha while he was still hooked up with Kamala...but, then, he would have had a SERVANT to do the vacuuming...

fausto said...

How did Buddha order a chili dog?

"Make me one, with everything."