Thursday, December 03, 2009

Odd Conversations CC has had recently

Making a restaurant reservation over the phone

CC: Hi, I'd like to make a reservation?

Maitre'd: For how many?

CC: Eleven

Maitre'd: All right, for when?

CC: Seven o'clock Saturday night.

Maitre'd: I'm sorry, we don't make reservations for Saturday night.

CC: Oh?

Maitre'd: But I'm sure we will be able to seat your party when you arrive.

CC: Umm... I'm a little concerned. Since my party is so large, could you possibly set aside some tables for us so when we arrive at seven we won't have to wait?

Maitre'd: Certainly. I can do that.

CC: Wonderful!

At the church bazaar.

Guy: What's this?

Me: It's a footbath. You put warm water in it and some epsom salts and then you plug it in and it makes bubbles and stuff. You put your feet in it and it's really comforatable. I gave my dad one two Christmases ago.

Guy: Would your Dad like another one?

Me: I don't think that's necessary. After all, he only has two feet.



Comrade Kevin said...

Um. I don't know what to think!

Joy said...

At Cheesecake factory they do not take reservations. Except they DO take reservations for the first seating of the day.. If you are ever wanting to go to Cheese cake factory at 11 am. Call them up ask to make a reservation, let them tell you No, we don't take reservations, and then tell them you want it for 11 am when they open and see how they back track. Yeah. What I do for fun.

kimc said...

yeah. Odd conversations.