I usually put this as the quote on my email about now, but this year, I'm putting it here instead:
So, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan. And now a word from MY god, our sponsors!
-Krusty the Clown
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Hmmm... I remember a time, back in the 60s, when people found Tet offensive...
groannnnn.....
nicely done. But let's remember that Ramadan is not a December holiday. Because the Islamic Calendar is lunar not solar, and doesn't have anything like a "leap day" (or leap month as the Hebrew calendar uses) the islamic holidays migrate backward through the year. This year Ramadan was back in September. It will be a December holiday again in about 20 years.
Blame the clown.
CC
Happy Generic Winter Holiday, persons!
I believe it is time for remembrance of CC giving the bitch-face to that one lady who bitchily emphasized "merry Christmas" to some salesperson who said "happy holidays".
Happy bitch-face season, CC!
So drink your gin and tonica
And smoke lots of marijuanica
If you really really wannika
Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Chalica. ;-)
I'm a Festivus gal, myself. Ice cream and grievances, that's my idea of a family holiday.
We're thinking a Feast-ival. Really into eating....
We're making a goose for Christmas this year, and trifle too.
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