There are two stages to my terror when faced with a large personal/professional obligation:
1. Research
2. Primping
The first one of these is actually a pretty good reaction. When I am taking a matter seriously, I look it up.
Until very recently, I was constantly getting in trouble with my friends who were passionate about a subject. They'd say
"CC," (Truth be told only one set of very old friends calls me CC, but blog conventions must be honored) "This is an incredibly big deal! A is true!" and I'd say "huh." Then I'd go home, often worried, and I'd look it up and the next day I'd send them an email like.
"Hey, guess what. A is mostly true. But B is also sometimes true. So the situation is not quite so bad as you'd feared."
It turns out, it took me 37 years and change to understand, people who are passionate about things hate this. They want to focus on the black and white of the situation, and to be looking at an awful situation in its face. They want the situation to be as bad as they feel it is.
Some years ago, I lost a person who was extremely important to me over this. (No, not theCSO. TheCSO does this herself. Ours is a marriage in which being technically correct is the best kind of correct and we're both happy that way.) Anyway, this person who was very important to me got into an argument over a really silly topic and when I emailed some more information, this person who was very important to me decided not to be friends anymore because she was tired of fighting with me.
I wasn't FIGHTING, I thought at the time, I was HELPING.
I still never got my person back.
Sometimes in my dreams she calls me up and we work it out. Waking up is kind of a bummer.
Last year, I made another friend who was passionate about things. At one point, we talked it out and now when she says A is true, I am present for her in her truth because while I may have boring hair, I'm not stupid.
But back to the hair coloring.
This person I lost some years ago was something of a mother figure, and parenting is on my mind for reasons that I trust will become obvious though I haven't exactly figured out what I'm writing next because that's how this whole stream-of-consciousness thing works.
After the research phase, and I have had the research phase, ask me anything about guardianship law, comes the primping phase, in which I decide that if I am a mess inside, surely looking good outside will hide that. Even as I type, I'm aware that this is as stupid as it sounds. I kid you not, the night before my first law school class, I dropped like fifty bucks on those Isreali sea salt beauty products that they sell at the mall.
I wore entirely new clothes for both days of the bar and afterwards was tempted to burn them so I'd wear them for no lesser event. I didn't. I'm too cheap to do that and I wear unnatural fibers so the smell would have been awful.
So, yeah, when three days before my Aunt's guardianship hearing, I start checking groupon for a good deal on a cut, maybe some highlights to frame my face, that's a really bad sign.
Probate court in the District of Columbia is a very strange thing. My favorite thing about it, and I do have a favorite thing, is that they have the wills of various historical figures framed and up on the walls. I am totally not making this up. You can go to the DC probate court and see a page from Dolly Madison's will.
On Thursday, barring the unforeseen, I'm going to probate court to accept legal responsibility for my Aunt.
If you're my facebook friend, you've followed some of this. If you've been reading TheChaliceBlog for a really long time, you know her as TheChaliceRelative. Either way, she's my aunt, and she's 86* and she's not really my aunt anymore because she no longer knows some of the things my aunt knows.
She tells me I should lose weight because she's my aunt. That doesn't hurt my feelings because she's not anymore so I kinda don't give a fuck what she thinks of my physique. She has Schrodinger's personality and on Thursday it becomes my job to be responsible for her.
She's in a home that does a flawed but reasonable job taking care of her. They would like guardianship but I'm probably going to get it. I consider myself the world's okayest caregiver.
Last time she was in the hospital, I had to meet with the social worker when she was released.
"I'm what she's got," I said.
"What about your parents?" the social worker said.
"My dad's an unmedicated schizophrenic who has had a lot of strokes. My mom is occupied with him,"
"Does your aunt have any other brothers or sisters?"
"They're dead."
"What about you, do you have siblings?"
"My brothers are not in a position to care for other people." I paused. "I'm what she's got."
It went on like that.
I'm what she's got now, and I'm not sure that the probable result of Thursday will change much of that. Mostly, it will be me doing more paperwork. I was explaining this to her last Friday and she said that it was bizarre to imagine me with that job because I was so terrible at arithmetic. She said that because she's my aunt, it didn't hurt because she's not.
Right now I'm thinking about Pema Chodron, with whom I'm obsessed right now, writing:
“To be fully alive, fully human, and completely awake is to be continually thrown out of the nest."
As the hospital social worker painstakingly drew out of me above, I don't have much of a nest as far as blood relations go. (My self-constructed nest of friends is awesome, though.)
Still, there's something to note in getting thrown out of the two twigs stuck together that is the nest represented by an aunt who is partly not. I don't feel alive and fully human and completely awake.
I feel like getting my hair cut and colored in hopes that maybe when I look in the mirror, I will see a different person, ideally one more equipped to deal with the situation.
So, anyway, I'm thinking tomorrow I will call up a few hair salons. I don't have the cash to keep up baylage and I'm fairly certain ombre is on the way out, so maybe I'll just get gloss. I don't really want to change the color. Just monkey with it a little. Give it some shape.
My hair never has shape.
I'd like to look like me, for court, but also not me.
CC
* Non-stream of consciousness footnote: My Dad was a late-in-life accident. I was a sort of mid-life accident. Aside from making my very existence improbable, this also means that the generations in my family are kinda fucked up, which is how I have an aunt almost fifty years older than I am.
Monday, September 12, 2016
Monday, August 01, 2016
A 100-year-old political sermon
I gave a concise (for me) version of an old-school (because 2006 is old-school) Chaliceblog rant over the weekend about political issues from the pulpit.
In my defense, I was asked.
I summarized my, admittedly very conservative, opinion as: If you are tempted to preach about an issue (probably ok), a person (not a good idea) or a bill (really not a good idea), ask yourself "if I am risking my tax-exempt status to preach this, is it worth it?" And proceed accordingly.
If you've been reading my blog for awhile, you know this isn't a new set of standards.
Anyway, thinking over this rule of mine yesterday, there is a political figure whom I'd very much like to hear a sermon about:
Susan B. Anthony.
I don't necessarily want to hear that sermon before election day, because I don't want to raise the spectre of Hillary Clinton's fondness for the suffragettes. I don't want to hear about Susan B. Anthony as a metaphor for Hillary.
I want to hear about Anthony herself, her flaws and the proper way to look at her and the way she and the suffragettes achieved the just result using some terrible methods.
Susan B. Anthony, beloved famous Unitarian, was not, in fact, as racist as some of her contemporaries. But she said some pretty terrible things. One thing she wrote to her BFF Elizabeth Cady Stanton* in 1884 sums up my issue with her nicely:
"“I have but one question, that of equality between the sexes—that of the races has no place on our platform."
Let that one sink in for a moment.
This is, by far actually, not the worst thing a suffragette ever said. Her fellow suffragettes were even more blatant about tossing around the idea that giving women the vote was an awesome way to maintain white supremacy. Their willingness to throw people of color under the bus has made it very clear that they were really, truly, fighting for rights of women primarily like themselves.
That said, I am an educated, upper-middle class woman like them I sure do appreciate that right to vote I've got. Women haven't actually had it all that long. My grandmother was born before women had the right to vote, though we'd admittedly attained it by the time she was old enough to actually vote.
I realize, as the tumblr kids say, "All your faves are problematic," and I can't even say that Susan B. Anthony was one of my faves. But two things bother me:
1. I draw a distinction, reasonable or not, between "your rights/needs are on my agenda, they just aren't on the top" and "I will actively demonize you to make my position seem more reasonable." Anthony did some of both, though she tended toward the first, that quote at the top of the page notwithstanding. Lots of suffragettes picked option B and I haven't seen any indication that Anthony told them to cut it out.
2. These women seem to have at best ignored the reality of the pre-voting-act black voting experience, and at worst straight up lied about it. To hear Carrie Chapman Catt (founder of the League of Women Voters) talk, black folks were voting all over the place and white women needed to have the vote lest black men end up entirely in charge. "“White supremacy will be strengthened, not weakened, by women’s suffrage,” she said, in what I can only guess was a comforting tone? cite
History has a lot of casualties. I know this. A lot of buildings I'm fond of, from the Great Pyramids to the White House, were build by slaves and I don't really know how to value the buildings without devaluing the slaves. Maybe they would have been built without it, just as I'm sure I would have the vote BY NOW even if the suffragettes hadn't resorted to such terrible tactics.
But my grandmother deserved that vote too.
I like to tie things up in a package. "History is just like that" would be one way to do so, but I'm not there yet.
Still trying to figure this one out.
CC
Ps. Lots more here
*Who had "it sure is degrading that white women can't vote when all these lesser people totes can" as a favorite topic. Most memorably:
"“…but now, as the celestial gate to civil rights is slowly moving on its hinges, it becomes a serious question whether we had better stand aside and see “Sambo” walk into the kingdom first. . . .
“Think of Patrick and Sambo and Hans and Yung Tung who do not know the difference between a Monarchy and a Republic, who never read the Declaration of Independence . . . making laws for Lydia Maria Child, Lucretia Mott, or Fanny Kemble.”
cite
Cady Stanton was, thank goodness, an Episcopalian.
In my defense, I was asked.
I summarized my, admittedly very conservative, opinion as: If you are tempted to preach about an issue (probably ok), a person (not a good idea) or a bill (really not a good idea), ask yourself "if I am risking my tax-exempt status to preach this, is it worth it?" And proceed accordingly.
If you've been reading my blog for awhile, you know this isn't a new set of standards.
Anyway, thinking over this rule of mine yesterday, there is a political figure whom I'd very much like to hear a sermon about:
Susan B. Anthony.
I don't necessarily want to hear that sermon before election day, because I don't want to raise the spectre of Hillary Clinton's fondness for the suffragettes. I don't want to hear about Susan B. Anthony as a metaphor for Hillary.
I want to hear about Anthony herself, her flaws and the proper way to look at her and the way she and the suffragettes achieved the just result using some terrible methods.
Susan B. Anthony, beloved famous Unitarian, was not, in fact, as racist as some of her contemporaries. But she said some pretty terrible things. One thing she wrote to her BFF Elizabeth Cady Stanton* in 1884 sums up my issue with her nicely:
"“I have but one question, that of equality between the sexes—that of the races has no place on our platform."
Let that one sink in for a moment.
This is, by far actually, not the worst thing a suffragette ever said. Her fellow suffragettes were even more blatant about tossing around the idea that giving women the vote was an awesome way to maintain white supremacy. Their willingness to throw people of color under the bus has made it very clear that they were really, truly, fighting for rights of women primarily like themselves.
That said, I am an educated, upper-middle class woman like them I sure do appreciate that right to vote I've got. Women haven't actually had it all that long. My grandmother was born before women had the right to vote, though we'd admittedly attained it by the time she was old enough to actually vote.
I realize, as the tumblr kids say, "All your faves are problematic," and I can't even say that Susan B. Anthony was one of my faves. But two things bother me:
1. I draw a distinction, reasonable or not, between "your rights/needs are on my agenda, they just aren't on the top" and "I will actively demonize you to make my position seem more reasonable." Anthony did some of both, though she tended toward the first, that quote at the top of the page notwithstanding. Lots of suffragettes picked option B and I haven't seen any indication that Anthony told them to cut it out.
2. These women seem to have at best ignored the reality of the pre-voting-act black voting experience, and at worst straight up lied about it. To hear Carrie Chapman Catt (founder of the League of Women Voters) talk, black folks were voting all over the place and white women needed to have the vote lest black men end up entirely in charge. "“White supremacy will be strengthened, not weakened, by women’s suffrage,” she said, in what I can only guess was a comforting tone? cite
History has a lot of casualties. I know this. A lot of buildings I'm fond of, from the Great Pyramids to the White House, were build by slaves and I don't really know how to value the buildings without devaluing the slaves. Maybe they would have been built without it, just as I'm sure I would have the vote BY NOW even if the suffragettes hadn't resorted to such terrible tactics.
But my grandmother deserved that vote too.
I like to tie things up in a package. "History is just like that" would be one way to do so, but I'm not there yet.
Still trying to figure this one out.
CC
Ps. Lots more here
*Who had "it sure is degrading that white women can't vote when all these lesser people totes can" as a favorite topic. Most memorably:
"“…but now, as the celestial gate to civil rights is slowly moving on its hinges, it becomes a serious question whether we had better stand aside and see “Sambo” walk into the kingdom first. . . .
“Think of Patrick and Sambo and Hans and Yung Tung who do not know the difference between a Monarchy and a Republic, who never read the Declaration of Independence . . . making laws for Lydia Maria Child, Lucretia Mott, or Fanny Kemble.”
cite
Cady Stanton was, thank goodness, an Episcopalian.
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Safe spaces, or lack thereof
I'm still very much a humanist, but I'm a pretty open minded one who believes in metaphor, so part of my spiritual journey is listening to people whose beliefs differ radically from my own. I was listening to a well-informed pagan talk about his faith this evening. He said a lot of things that I'm still chewing over*, but what I think struck me the most was at the very beginning of what he had to say.
He talked about ritual having to be in a safe space.
'There is no safe space,' that voice in the back of my head, one that seems neither still nor small, insisted.
I knew what he meant, intellectually at least. But my instinctive response doesn't seem entirely inaccurate either.
A lot of what white people have been figuring out over the last ten years or so is that the places that seem the most safe to us are still dangerous to people of color. I can't speak to that, I can say that having my spouse "out" as a transgendered person has brought home how safety out on society exists on a bunch of levels. Legal protections can't prevent the actions of people willing to break the law, or even the petty-but-not-illegal humiliations that a depressing number of people are capable of.
bell hooks even observed "“The practice of love offers no place of safety. We risk loss, hurt, pain. We risk being acted upon by forces outside our control.”
There is no safety, not really.
In a pagan circle we can, a few dozen people in a room, declare a safe space, but don't we on some level know it to be otherwise.
Pagans aren't the only ones who demand safe places for our religious practices, of course. The Hunchback of Notre Dame's Esmerelda demanded sanctuary in the cathedral and they gave it to her. In a metaphoric sense, we might go to a congregation looking for a place in the world that lets us be with ourselves without the distractions of modern life bugging us, at least for the hour between 11:00am and noon. (Sanctuary from the modern world is something I have never known myself to want. But I know other people do.)
Ultimately Esmerelda left the cathedral. Noon comes, and even the most quiet-loving congregant has to go back out in the world. The safe physical spaces are always temporary.
So what about a safe space?
The best I can do for a safe space is to have one in your own head, and maybe in times of ritual or other deep spiritual connection entertain the idea of letting someone else in. That in itself is a tall order. But maybe there's something to be said for noticing the times, rare in my case, where one does feel truly safe, drinking that in and keeping it.
I can't say I have a better idea.
CC
*I love the idea of a sort of ritual that lets you safely practice a situation that gives you difficulty in regular life, forcing you to respond to it a different way, for example. I am something of an introspection nerd and have a long list of such situations I could work on.
I don't think "introspection nerd" and "obsessive narcissist" are the same thing, though one could probably make a good argument that the are.
He talked about ritual having to be in a safe space.
'There is no safe space,' that voice in the back of my head, one that seems neither still nor small, insisted.
I knew what he meant, intellectually at least. But my instinctive response doesn't seem entirely inaccurate either.
A lot of what white people have been figuring out over the last ten years or so is that the places that seem the most safe to us are still dangerous to people of color. I can't speak to that, I can say that having my spouse "out" as a transgendered person has brought home how safety out on society exists on a bunch of levels. Legal protections can't prevent the actions of people willing to break the law, or even the petty-but-not-illegal humiliations that a depressing number of people are capable of.
bell hooks even observed "“The practice of love offers no place of safety. We risk loss, hurt, pain. We risk being acted upon by forces outside our control.”
There is no safety, not really.
In a pagan circle we can, a few dozen people in a room, declare a safe space, but don't we on some level know it to be otherwise.
Pagans aren't the only ones who demand safe places for our religious practices, of course. The Hunchback of Notre Dame's Esmerelda demanded sanctuary in the cathedral and they gave it to her. In a metaphoric sense, we might go to a congregation looking for a place in the world that lets us be with ourselves without the distractions of modern life bugging us, at least for the hour between 11:00am and noon. (Sanctuary from the modern world is something I have never known myself to want. But I know other people do.)
Ultimately Esmerelda left the cathedral. Noon comes, and even the most quiet-loving congregant has to go back out in the world. The safe physical spaces are always temporary.
So what about a safe space?
The best I can do for a safe space is to have one in your own head, and maybe in times of ritual or other deep spiritual connection entertain the idea of letting someone else in. That in itself is a tall order. But maybe there's something to be said for noticing the times, rare in my case, where one does feel truly safe, drinking that in and keeping it.
I can't say I have a better idea.
CC
(Image of a sign in the library basement of Georgetown Law that reads "Area of Refuge is Within")
*I love the idea of a sort of ritual that lets you safely practice a situation that gives you difficulty in regular life, forcing you to respond to it a different way, for example. I am something of an introspection nerd and have a long list of such situations I could work on.
I don't think "introspection nerd" and "obsessive narcissist" are the same thing, though one could probably make a good argument that the are.
Monday, July 04, 2016
Totall UU inside baseball: A layperson has questions and opinions on ableism
I've had a couple of discussions about the ableism, and ableist language, issue where I've been varying degrees of welcome due to my being a layperson who isn't actually in this conversation. I've actually talked about this a lot with a lot of ministers, though, and if an outside view is helpful, here you go. (If it's not, I assume you didn't click on the post.)
Obviously, these questions come from a point of view, because pending more facts, I think I've come to one:
- When I was a kid in the 1980's and "retard' was the playground insult of choice, even MY PARENTS (not known for political correctness, my dad doesn't believe in recycling) told me that nice people don't compare their friends to the mentally retarded. It's just something decent people don't say. The explanation, as I recall it, was something like: "The mentally retarded are often good people and they have difficult lives and the last thing they need is to be somebody's symbol or somebody's insult."
So... If my parents are a reasonably conservative cultural barometer, we've been hip to the idea that casually talking about the MENTALLY disabled as lesser isn't cool since like 1985. Why is talking about the PHYSICALLY disabled so different?
- Someone I talked about this with it hip to how comparing the spiritually unenlightened to the blind or the deaf is not OK, but is quite strident on the point of wanting use language implying, or spelling out, the superiority of those who can walk. What's the difference there?
-Working on accessibility issues within our congregations is absolutely a higher priority. But to me the argument of "we should be working on installing ramps rather than working on using different language" makes the opposite of sense. If we're cleaning up our language, we're spending a lot of time thinking about how to be good to folks who have trouble walking. In general, my impression is that meetings in non-accessible spaces don't happen because a meeting planner is like "MUAHAHAHA I will EXCLUDE the DISABLED." But because they don't think about it. I have no idea why getting people to think about their language WOULDN'T get them thinking about the larger issues.
Is the concern that a minister will spend so much time thinking about improving their metaphors that they won't have TIME to ask for ramps, or what?
- Y'all do realize that the newbie minister at the center of this* isn't calling for the end of all metaphor, or even the end of all body metaphor? She wrote on her public facebook page "Able bodies are some of the bodies, and as such, must be included in our liturgy. At the same time, they are not the only bodies. (More is possible.) In addition, the really important question is whether metaphors set up able bodies to be the best and disabled bodies to be the worst. (Our bodies are awesome.)"
- As I wrote here a lot in my blogging days, I think slippery slope arguments are inherently kind of dumb and the refuge of people who want to paint dramatic fictional situations to hide their lack of facts. But my objection has, shockingly, not lead the world to stop using them. The slippery slope argument du jour seems to be "If we get rid of ableist metaphor, pretty soon we will have to get rid of ALL metaphor"
Oddly, I heard this same argument one time when I posted something on facebook about how writers really need to knock it off with the "comparing the skin tone of people of color to food and beverages" thing. I had writer friends respond with horror at the idea of, I don't know, not being able to get across to their readers that a black woman is beautiful if they can't talk about her "cafe au lait skin" in exactly those cliched terms.**
But I can't believe that we didn't have those arguments back when the subject was "the superiority of white over dark" and "the superiority of the masculine and the feminine." And metaphors about light and darkness and maleness and femaleness AREN'T entirely gone. We're just more mindful about how we use them. We do better.
Why are people so objecting to doing better here?
CC
*FWIW, newbie lawyers do not start big arguments within bar associations. So good on UUism for being a different sort of environment. And I really think the newbie minister's courage is to be commended.
** My skin is pale and freckled, not unlike a Shepard's pie with paprika sprinkled on top.
Thursday, March 03, 2016
Tell me where is virtue bred...?
In general, I intend this to be for journaling about that which is greater than myself. That said, my thoughts have been pretty much in this realm for the past couple of weeks. I've been helping a friend build his wife a porch on the weekends (I love manual labor in a privileged thank-goodness-I-don't-have-to-do-this-everyday way. Helping people move is my favorite, but building projects are a close second) and I've just started reading Patricia Highsmith's Carol.
I'd have more to write about here if I were reading more theology, even popular theology, but I'm afraid lesbian crime novels are more my speed these days. I'm still halfway through The Heart Aroused: Poetry and the Preservation of Soul in Corporate America.
Having read a lot of stoic writers, but very aware at how bad at Stoicism I am, I try to keep up reading on that too. But I keep getting caught up in questions of how to maintain virtue. I'm not making excuses, I hope, when I note that a lot of the good qualities that make up a virtuous character are a lot easier to get when you're more secure in life and have had a reasonable childhood. I do feel like I have to work really hard at things like having an OK relationship with anger and accepting life's hardships in a way that someone who has been kicked around by life less might not.
One of the things I don't like about the way that human minds are put together is that problems tend to compound each other. For example, if your Adverse Childhood Experiences score is high enough, you're at a greater risk for, among other things, a bunch of mental illnesses. I look at all the ideals of human excellence I'm shooting for, and it seems like a high score on a test like that one makes qualities I want to work for all the more difficult to attain.
Not that there's anyplace to file a complaint...
I'd have more to write about here if I were reading more theology, even popular theology, but I'm afraid lesbian crime novels are more my speed these days. I'm still halfway through The Heart Aroused: Poetry and the Preservation of Soul in Corporate America.
Having read a lot of stoic writers, but very aware at how bad at Stoicism I am, I try to keep up reading on that too. But I keep getting caught up in questions of how to maintain virtue. I'm not making excuses, I hope, when I note that a lot of the good qualities that make up a virtuous character are a lot easier to get when you're more secure in life and have had a reasonable childhood. I do feel like I have to work really hard at things like having an OK relationship with anger and accepting life's hardships in a way that someone who has been kicked around by life less might not.
One of the things I don't like about the way that human minds are put together is that problems tend to compound each other. For example, if your Adverse Childhood Experiences score is high enough, you're at a greater risk for, among other things, a bunch of mental illnesses. I look at all the ideals of human excellence I'm shooting for, and it seems like a high score on a test like that one makes qualities I want to work for all the more difficult to attain.
Not that there's anyplace to file a complaint...
Monday, February 29, 2016
Sometimes I think I'd be a better person if Randal would yell at me every day
RANDAL : (suddenly outraged) Fuck you. Fuck you, pal. Listen to you trying to pass the buck again. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to attend a wake? Who tried to win back an ex- girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody, blame yourself. (beat, as DANTE) "I'm not even supposed to be here today." (whips stuff at DANTE) You sound like an asshole. Whose choice was it to be here today? Nobody twisted your arm. You're here today of your own violation, my friend. But you'd like to believe that the weight of the world rests on your shoulders-that the store would crumble if Dante wasn't here. Well, I got news for you, jerk: This store would survive without you. Without me either. All you do is overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job: You push fucking buttons. Any moron can waltz in here and do our jobs, but you're obsessed with making it seem so much more fucking important, so much more epic than it really is. You work in a convenience store, Dante. And badly, I might add. And I work in a shitty video store. Badly, as well. (beat) You know, that guy Jay's got it right-he has no delusions about what he does. Us? We like to make ourselves seem so much better than the people that come in here, just looking to pick up a paper or-God forbid-cigarettes. We look down on them, as it we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, then what are we doing working here?
-Clerks
Possible actual spiritual reflection to follow, later today. I'm halfway through David Whyte's The Heart Aroused: Poetry and the Preservation of Soul in Corporate America, which is basically his book-length response to Can Poetry Matter? Of all the book-length responses to that essay I've read, it may be my favorite, though.
CC
Friday, February 26, 2016
Sometimes, the douchebags are correct
I've had a lot of things on my mind recently, not the least of which is the upshot I got from reading Harry Markopolos' No One Would Listen: A True Financial Thriller about his attempts to get the Securities and Exchange Commission to go after Bernie Madoff. For some reason, he had huge problems getting the SEC to take him seriously.
The thing is, I can tell what the problem was from reading the man's own words: the dude was a huge douchebag. In his book, he talks about how he wanted to give his fiancee silicone breast implants for an engagement present, he tells endless annoying jokes and he makes it extremely clear that he is the smartest man in any given room. I would not hang out with this guy for anything.
At the same time, there are plenty of people who think low things about me, and I'm right sometimes. I'm not sure how I feel about the degree to which the way in which we present ourselves impacts how our message is received, or if it is received at all. Part of me wants us all to be a bit more open minded, part of me wants those of us with truths to say to figure out how to present ourselves so our words will be heard. Maybe if we reach toward each other, we will touch a bit more often.
I grant you that this isn't the most earthshaking insight, but it's what I've got today.
The thing is, I can tell what the problem was from reading the man's own words: the dude was a huge douchebag. In his book, he talks about how he wanted to give his fiancee silicone breast implants for an engagement present, he tells endless annoying jokes and he makes it extremely clear that he is the smartest man in any given room. I would not hang out with this guy for anything.
At the same time, there are plenty of people who think low things about me, and I'm right sometimes. I'm not sure how I feel about the degree to which the way in which we present ourselves impacts how our message is received, or if it is received at all. Part of me wants us all to be a bit more open minded, part of me wants those of us with truths to say to figure out how to present ourselves so our words will be heard. Maybe if we reach toward each other, we will touch a bit more often.
I grant you that this isn't the most earthshaking insight, but it's what I've got today.
Thursday, February 18, 2016
A symbol of my spiritual journey
The assignment was "draw a container and what goes in the container." We were later told that the container is practice and the contents are spiritual calling.
Interpretations welcome.
Interpretations welcome.
Impermanent beauty and the preservation of things.
I read the Goldfinch a couple of years ago. Its major theme is that preservation of beauty is, if not as important as creation of beauty, at least a worthy passion in itself. That's pretty self-evident, on some level, but I easily get lost in the details when I try to think too hard about some aspects of it.
For example, when the characters in the book seek to "preserve" the stolen painting, the first thing they do is protect it from the elements in every possible way. This makes sense. But, to put it mildly, not everything can or should be preserved in the way that a painting can be preserved.
A flower, for example, can be preserved in glass, or photographed, but really the best thing we can do is grow another flower. I've made a good friend who is a baker, and truly an artist with bread. Nothing teaches you about the impermanence of perfection like that. Her bread, on the night it's baked is the most amazing stuff ever. A few days later, still very good. A few days like that, bird food. So, goodness, eat it while you can.
I talk a good game about being able to let things go, and to be better able to let beauty and other good things go, accepting their impermanence, is something I'm really working on philosophically at the moment, but I think everyone's a preserver on some level. We think "this thing is awesome and I don't want it to change and try to fight for the status quo." I'm trying not to be this person, but I'm human and I tend to cling to things and people in a way I feel like a smarter, more self-sufficient, person wouldn't.
Indeed, on some level I think keeping things at arm's length is the best way to truly enjoy their beauty. One of the ironies of The Goldfinch was that the main character kept his painting so carefully locked away, for many years he didn't look at it himself.
CC
who is aware that her posts here wander around to whatever I'm thinking about at the time I sit down to write. At the same time, I figure that as long as I'm keeping the focus loosely on "that which is greater than myself" I'm doing something of spiritual value.
Also just saw Deadpool last night. It kicked ass.
For example, when the characters in the book seek to "preserve" the stolen painting, the first thing they do is protect it from the elements in every possible way. This makes sense. But, to put it mildly, not everything can or should be preserved in the way that a painting can be preserved.
A flower, for example, can be preserved in glass, or photographed, but really the best thing we can do is grow another flower. I've made a good friend who is a baker, and truly an artist with bread. Nothing teaches you about the impermanence of perfection like that. Her bread, on the night it's baked is the most amazing stuff ever. A few days later, still very good. A few days like that, bird food. So, goodness, eat it while you can.
I talk a good game about being able to let things go, and to be better able to let beauty and other good things go, accepting their impermanence, is something I'm really working on philosophically at the moment, but I think everyone's a preserver on some level. We think "this thing is awesome and I don't want it to change and try to fight for the status quo." I'm trying not to be this person, but I'm human and I tend to cling to things and people in a way I feel like a smarter, more self-sufficient, person wouldn't.
Indeed, on some level I think keeping things at arm's length is the best way to truly enjoy their beauty. One of the ironies of The Goldfinch was that the main character kept his painting so carefully locked away, for many years he didn't look at it himself.
CC
who is aware that her posts here wander around to whatever I'm thinking about at the time I sit down to write. At the same time, I figure that as long as I'm keeping the focus loosely on "that which is greater than myself" I'm doing something of spiritual value.
Also just saw Deadpool last night. It kicked ass.
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Smart and selfish bears.
I spent last weekend at a convention so I was completely out of nature's path. Ian can't stand going to a con and never leaving the hotel, but I like the bubble of being surrounded only by one's fellow attendees. At one point, I looked up and could see the snow coming down onto the hotel's glass roof but I was out of the cold for days.
There are a lot of people who have great reverence for nature. I'm fairly certain nature will kill me if it can. So I relish being out of its grip. The sheer glee I get from being able to avoid nature is irrational, probably, but it's there.
Air conditioning is an ecological nightmare, but it's also among my favorite things. Like, one time @RevGlenrose asked us to list our favorite things alphabetically and "central A/C" was my choice for "C." Though I don't have a medical need for air conditioning, sigh, you now have that in writing, I know that "summer comes to New Orleans, a bunch of people die from the heat" used to be a thing and now is at least a far less common thing.
There was an episode of Yogi Bear, and I'm almost certain I'm not making this up, where Yogi Bear caused some catastrophe and Ranger Smith, exasperated, asked why Yogi couldn't be just a regular bear and hang out in the woods out of trouble. No, instead Yogi had to be a smart and selfish bear and involve himself in wacky hijinks, causing the catastrophe that I'm almost cure occurred in the episode of Yogi Bear I kind of remember. Anyway, by the end of the episode, Yogi had gotten the park, himself, and Ranger Smith out of trouble. Us inventive bears are resourceful that way.
Obviously, I'm going for a metaphor here. It is humanity's nature to be smart and selfish bears and I like that about us, even if I do wonder what it will mean for the world. Will we the inventive bears always be able to save ourselves? I'm inclined to say yes, but maybe I'm just rationalizing that air conditioning habit.
Today I had to wait until the ice was melting to get on the road to work, once again at nature's mercy. She wins in the long run, I suppose, no matter how smart a bear you are.
There are a lot of people who have great reverence for nature. I'm fairly certain nature will kill me if it can. So I relish being out of its grip. The sheer glee I get from being able to avoid nature is irrational, probably, but it's there.
Air conditioning is an ecological nightmare, but it's also among my favorite things. Like, one time @RevGlenrose asked us to list our favorite things alphabetically and "central A/C" was my choice for "C." Though I don't have a medical need for air conditioning, sigh, you now have that in writing, I know that "summer comes to New Orleans, a bunch of people die from the heat" used to be a thing and now is at least a far less common thing.
There was an episode of Yogi Bear, and I'm almost certain I'm not making this up, where Yogi Bear caused some catastrophe and Ranger Smith, exasperated, asked why Yogi couldn't be just a regular bear and hang out in the woods out of trouble. No, instead Yogi had to be a smart and selfish bear and involve himself in wacky hijinks, causing the catastrophe that I'm almost cure occurred in the episode of Yogi Bear I kind of remember. Anyway, by the end of the episode, Yogi had gotten the park, himself, and Ranger Smith out of trouble. Us inventive bears are resourceful that way.
Obviously, I'm going for a metaphor here. It is humanity's nature to be smart and selfish bears and I like that about us, even if I do wonder what it will mean for the world. Will we the inventive bears always be able to save ourselves? I'm inclined to say yes, but maybe I'm just rationalizing that air conditioning habit.
Today I had to wait until the ice was melting to get on the road to work, once again at nature's mercy. She wins in the long run, I suppose, no matter how smart a bear you are.
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Fear as the Root of Evil: An Explanation.
So, I started rereading The Gift of Fear. I'm only a couple of chapters back into it and I'd forgotten most of it. I think for a lot of it I'm going to need to have a sort of division in my head between de Becker's concepts of "fear" and "intuition" and my own.
Because, as I wrote the other day, I'm not entirely sure that fear isn't the root of evil*. One of the reasons I am such a great fan of reason and using logic to talk myself down is that I have quite the overactive amygdala. At heart, I am very much the "Oh shit, the boss is looking at me funny, I'm going to get fired" person. I've been working on these instincts for literally my entire adult life and am pretty good at talking myself down out of a tree. But the instincts are still there and the slow parade of all the reasons I don't suck comes in handy more often than I enjoy talking about.
In The Beekeeper's Apprentice there's this kickass scene where Sherlock is telling his teenage apprentice (I KNOW**) that on some level, every crime is self defense. He later goes on to explain to her in no uncertain terms why self-defense on most levels is not something one is justified in killing over, because duh, but I think his point is interesting and deserves more thought than the pleasant little novel it is in has time to give it.
Several years ago, I decided that "victims" were the single scariest group ever. Just about everyone who had ever done anything awful considered themself a victim and thus fully justified in whatever awfulness they committed. (Obligatory Godwin's law example: the Germans' victimization by the Treaty of Versailles.) I've been through unpleasantness here and there but I've vowed to not ever consider myself a victim of anything, because rationalization is already my superpower and I don't need the extra help to justify my own actions.
I am a better person, when I don't let fear win, when I experience the gratitude at the goodness and abundance of what is around me (though I also try to remain in the Stoic habit of periodically imagining my life without that goodness so my appreciation remains nice and sharp, along with my awareness that a life without luxuries would be less awesome but still a life, and that's a lot.)
Anyway, this theory is evolving, and I'm curious what other folks think of it. If the word "Evil" doesn't do it for you, "awfulness" is fine with me. The underlying point "if it sucks, fear probably causes it on some deep level," remains.
What to do about that is another question.
CC
*Yes, I was raised Presbyterian, I know that you can kick 1 Timothy 6:10 at me and tell me that love of money is the root of all evil. I tend to think really all of your basic greed sins (Money, sex, food are your classics) come from fear that you won't have enough, of either the thing itself or the love comfort and safety it symbolizes for one.
Counterpoint: if one googles "fear is the root of evil" one gets a few ernest people and a bunch of prosperity gospel types who say that fear is the root of evil so go ahead and love money. Jerks.
** I remain astounded that the plot "Sherlock Holmes has moved to Sussex to keep bees, but he's bored. One day, he meets a precocious fourteen-year-old girl who is as smart as he is and take her on as an apprentice and they solve mysteries together" could possibly have produced one good book, to say nothing of the first six or so in the series though it gets uneven after that.
I was telling someone I used to date about this series and he, ungallantly, I thought, asked "How long does it take Sherlock to hit that?" and I had to confess two books, though in that time he does wait for her to grow up.
Because, as I wrote the other day, I'm not entirely sure that fear isn't the root of evil*. One of the reasons I am such a great fan of reason and using logic to talk myself down is that I have quite the overactive amygdala. At heart, I am very much the "Oh shit, the boss is looking at me funny, I'm going to get fired" person. I've been working on these instincts for literally my entire adult life and am pretty good at talking myself down out of a tree. But the instincts are still there and the slow parade of all the reasons I don't suck comes in handy more often than I enjoy talking about.
In The Beekeeper's Apprentice there's this kickass scene where Sherlock is telling his teenage apprentice (I KNOW**) that on some level, every crime is self defense. He later goes on to explain to her in no uncertain terms why self-defense on most levels is not something one is justified in killing over, because duh, but I think his point is interesting and deserves more thought than the pleasant little novel it is in has time to give it.
Several years ago, I decided that "victims" were the single scariest group ever. Just about everyone who had ever done anything awful considered themself a victim and thus fully justified in whatever awfulness they committed. (Obligatory Godwin's law example: the Germans' victimization by the Treaty of Versailles.) I've been through unpleasantness here and there but I've vowed to not ever consider myself a victim of anything, because rationalization is already my superpower and I don't need the extra help to justify my own actions.
I am a better person, when I don't let fear win, when I experience the gratitude at the goodness and abundance of what is around me (though I also try to remain in the Stoic habit of periodically imagining my life without that goodness so my appreciation remains nice and sharp, along with my awareness that a life without luxuries would be less awesome but still a life, and that's a lot.)
Anyway, this theory is evolving, and I'm curious what other folks think of it. If the word "Evil" doesn't do it for you, "awfulness" is fine with me. The underlying point "if it sucks, fear probably causes it on some deep level," remains.
What to do about that is another question.
CC
*Yes, I was raised Presbyterian, I know that you can kick 1 Timothy 6:10 at me and tell me that love of money is the root of all evil. I tend to think really all of your basic greed sins (Money, sex, food are your classics) come from fear that you won't have enough, of either the thing itself or the love comfort and safety it symbolizes for one.
Counterpoint: if one googles "fear is the root of evil" one gets a few ernest people and a bunch of prosperity gospel types who say that fear is the root of evil so go ahead and love money. Jerks.
** I remain astounded that the plot "Sherlock Holmes has moved to Sussex to keep bees, but he's bored. One day, he meets a precocious fourteen-year-old girl who is as smart as he is and take her on as an apprentice and they solve mysteries together" could possibly have produced one good book, to say nothing of the first six or so in the series though it gets uneven after that.
I was telling someone I used to date about this series and he, ungallantly, I thought, asked "How long does it take Sherlock to hit that?" and I had to confess two books, though in that time he does wait for her to grow up.
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Turns out you CAN go home again.
I see things like this and I'm all "thank goodness I don't blog anymore." and then I'm like "Shit, I started blogging again."
CC
who, on reader request, added the subscription gadget to the upper right corner so that you can put your email in there and get every post by email. I will tweet them too. Goodness we've come a long way since the heady days of 2010. Warning: If you subscribe, you might get three versions of a post because I am a terrible proofreader and I always see something to fix.
Ps. Have started rereading The Gift of Fear. Cheyenne is right, de Becker uses "intuition" in a very specific way. I'm not sure I agree with him, but that's another post. Not tonight's post, though.
CC
who, on reader request, added the subscription gadget to the upper right corner so that you can put your email in there and get every post by email. I will tweet them too. Goodness we've come a long way since the heady days of 2010. Warning: If you subscribe, you might get three versions of a post because I am a terrible proofreader and I always see something to fix.
Ps. Have started rereading The Gift of Fear. Cheyenne is right, de Becker uses "intuition" in a very specific way. I'm not sure I agree with him, but that's another post. Not tonight's post, though.
Smart friends ask me good questions.
In the comments on my last post, my friend Lisa asked me "I'm curious to know why you see yourself as a maker of bad decisions. A decision could be a good one, given all available data, even if the outcome isn't what you'd hoped for."
That's a good question. In truth, I very much like the person I am and the decisions I've made have made me the person I am, so I'm not sure I regret them.
At the same time, I linked to a "Bad Decision Dinosaur" comic where the dinosaur is cheering on Napoleon's Invasion of Russia. People know that Napoleon ended up invading Russia in the winter and that's how it ends up in snarky comics, but Napoleon started with Smolensk in August. The Russian army just kept retreating, and kept burning villages as it retreated to starve the French. The French had never seen this tactic before and were like "What the hell, Tsar Alexander?"
Arguably Napoleon's problem wasn't invading Russia in August, it was getting himself deeper and deeper and not knowing when to quit. Maybe that's where I meant to say my problem was.
I had dinner with my friend Cheyenne, who had read yesterday's post and felt like I wasn't really understanding de Becker's point about Intuition. As fear is, I think, going to be a theological point for me, (Katy the Wise and I have discussed whether it is the root of evil), I feel like I should reread de Becker's book. It's available on Kindle Unlimited, so now it's on my list.
CC
That's a good question. In truth, I very much like the person I am and the decisions I've made have made me the person I am, so I'm not sure I regret them.
At the same time, I linked to a "Bad Decision Dinosaur" comic where the dinosaur is cheering on Napoleon's Invasion of Russia. People know that Napoleon ended up invading Russia in the winter and that's how it ends up in snarky comics, but Napoleon started with Smolensk in August. The Russian army just kept retreating, and kept burning villages as it retreated to starve the French. The French had never seen this tactic before and were like "What the hell, Tsar Alexander?"
Arguably Napoleon's problem wasn't invading Russia in August, it was getting himself deeper and deeper and not knowing when to quit. Maybe that's where I meant to say my problem was.
I had dinner with my friend Cheyenne, who had read yesterday's post and felt like I wasn't really understanding de Becker's point about Intuition. As fear is, I think, going to be a theological point for me, (Katy the Wise and I have discussed whether it is the root of evil), I feel like I should reread de Becker's book. It's available on Kindle Unlimited, so now it's on my list.
CC
Monday, February 08, 2016
Bad decision dinosaur roars again.
I identify with this dinosaur.
“intuition is always right in at least two important ways;
It is always in response to something.
it always has your best interest at heart”
― Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear: Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence
I've been thinking about this quotation today, to say that I've been "meditating on it" is to give myself entirely too much credit. Now de Becker is a really smart dude, his book is brilliant, but I feel like he also is giving me too much credit. My intuition, at least, responds to a very loose definition of "something" and I'm pretty sure there are times when my still small voice wants carrot cake, which is not to say it really has my best interests at heart.
I see myself as a maker of bad decisions. Now, mind you, I've made a couple of excellent major life decisions. TheCSO is the best example. In general, I surround myself with wonderful people. But when it comes to pretty much everything else, I kinda suck. "When should I go to law school?" "Is this a good time to buy a house?" "Do I want a PhD in Political Science?"* And then there's the whole "let's graduate from college in 2000 and try to get a journalism job" thing.
Life has a lot of chaos to it, and I'm not convinced that my intuition isn't always just telling me what I think I want to hear. Am I really following clues to a mystery that is me? Or am I hearing hoofbeats and unable to think of anything but zebras, then disappointing myself when ordinary horses go by?
One time I had a dream where I spent hours in a forest, trying to figure out a solution to a puzzle carved into a tree. Eventually, I woke up. There was no solution, because it was just a fucking dream. This is the other side of seeking life's bids for attention, and my skepticism of the concept kicking in. Sometimes a memento mori is just a dead bird on the sidewalk.
At the very least, one of the things I'm looking for in this reflection project is to figure out how I make the decisions I make, in hopes that I can do better. At this point the "what if I fuck up?" factor that I work into major life decisions is quite high and that's not a comfortable place to be.
Discernment. Easy to spell, difficult to do. de Becker's book goes into how to do some of it around fear, though he's a greater believer in intuition than I am. Perhaps his intuition about scary situations has proved correct because he's an expert on fear. I find the idea that "intuition" is just the rapid application of experience comforting, even though I'm not sure I believe it.
My intuition tells me this: "If something's comforting, it's often not true."
CC
*No, I do not. I pursued one and dropped out before I even had a master's degree. "Chalicechick the terrible grad student" is a whole different set of stories.
“intuition is always right in at least two important ways;
It is always in response to something.
it always has your best interest at heart”
― Gavin de Becker, The Gift of Fear: Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence
I've been thinking about this quotation today, to say that I've been "meditating on it" is to give myself entirely too much credit. Now de Becker is a really smart dude, his book is brilliant, but I feel like he also is giving me too much credit. My intuition, at least, responds to a very loose definition of "something" and I'm pretty sure there are times when my still small voice wants carrot cake, which is not to say it really has my best interests at heart.
I see myself as a maker of bad decisions. Now, mind you, I've made a couple of excellent major life decisions. TheCSO is the best example. In general, I surround myself with wonderful people. But when it comes to pretty much everything else, I kinda suck. "When should I go to law school?" "Is this a good time to buy a house?" "Do I want a PhD in Political Science?"* And then there's the whole "let's graduate from college in 2000 and try to get a journalism job" thing.
Life has a lot of chaos to it, and I'm not convinced that my intuition isn't always just telling me what I think I want to hear. Am I really following clues to a mystery that is me? Or am I hearing hoofbeats and unable to think of anything but zebras, then disappointing myself when ordinary horses go by?
One time I had a dream where I spent hours in a forest, trying to figure out a solution to a puzzle carved into a tree. Eventually, I woke up. There was no solution, because it was just a fucking dream. This is the other side of seeking life's bids for attention, and my skepticism of the concept kicking in. Sometimes a memento mori is just a dead bird on the sidewalk.
At the very least, one of the things I'm looking for in this reflection project is to figure out how I make the decisions I make, in hopes that I can do better. At this point the "what if I fuck up?" factor that I work into major life decisions is quite high and that's not a comfortable place to be.
Discernment. Easy to spell, difficult to do. de Becker's book goes into how to do some of it around fear, though he's a greater believer in intuition than I am. Perhaps his intuition about scary situations has proved correct because he's an expert on fear. I find the idea that "intuition" is just the rapid application of experience comforting, even though I'm not sure I believe it.
My intuition tells me this: "If something's comforting, it's often not true."
CC
*No, I do not. I pursued one and dropped out before I even had a master's degree. "Chalicechick the terrible grad student" is a whole different set of stories.
Sunday, February 07, 2016
"Attention must be paid"
Drama nerds know this as what Linda Loman says about Willy toward the end of "Death of a Salesman."
The relevant part of the quotation is:
"I don’t say he’s a great man. Willy Loman never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. He’s not the finest character that ever lived. But he’s a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He’s not to be allowed to fall into his grave like an old dog. Attention, attention must be finally paid to such a person."
This quote is a double-edged sword for me. Minor Quibbles: First of all, on some level I'd rather all but my very favorite people paid less attention to me than more. Also, I've known some old dogs who have fallen into their graves after spending their lifetimes giving joy.
Major Quibble: I want to have lived a life of significance, but I find paying attention to all sorts of things very difficult. I'm not sure if it's more work for me or if I'm just not very good at it, and those things are not mutually exclusive. Could I be addicted to distraction? I spend most of my quiet moments having conversations with myself in my head. Some of them are replaying past conversations, sometimes I'm preparing for a conversation in the future. But whatever I'm doing, I'm not listening to the world around me.
"Good conversations" and "driving" are when I do my best attention-paying. And even with those my attention can be suboptimal.
What is my attention so afraid of? And if I can figure out that thing, will it lead me to the significance I want.
I guess those are my questions for today.
CC
The relevant part of the quotation is:
"I don’t say he’s a great man. Willy Loman never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. He’s not the finest character that ever lived. But he’s a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He’s not to be allowed to fall into his grave like an old dog. Attention, attention must be finally paid to such a person."
This quote is a double-edged sword for me. Minor Quibbles: First of all, on some level I'd rather all but my very favorite people paid less attention to me than more. Also, I've known some old dogs who have fallen into their graves after spending their lifetimes giving joy.
Major Quibble: I want to have lived a life of significance, but I find paying attention to all sorts of things very difficult. I'm not sure if it's more work for me or if I'm just not very good at it, and those things are not mutually exclusive. Could I be addicted to distraction? I spend most of my quiet moments having conversations with myself in my head. Some of them are replaying past conversations, sometimes I'm preparing for a conversation in the future. But whatever I'm doing, I'm not listening to the world around me.
"Good conversations" and "driving" are when I do my best attention-paying. And even with those my attention can be suboptimal.
What is my attention so afraid of? And if I can figure out that thing, will it lead me to the significance I want.
I guess those are my questions for today.
CC
Saturday, February 06, 2016
"Please, tell me about your journey of self-discovery" said no one ever.
Every few months, I try to reread this article. The TLDR* of it is this: A happy marriage boils down to following up on your spouse's attempts to telling you things.
If TheCSO has read a news article on, say, a new major transportation project and pops in to tell me about it, the way to stay married is to get enthusiastic about what makes her enthusiastic rather than being an asshole and making a big show of not caring.
The article puts it more nicely.
But that's the bones. When your spouse is trying to tell you something, they are making what the article, and the research underlying it, call a "bid for attention." In happy marriages, people response positively to those.
I've been married for going on twelve years and I've listened with interest to descriptions of innumerable transportation projects. One of the great secrets to married life is that if you married a smart and awesome person, many of their interests are likely to be smart and awesome as well. If you listen when they talk, soon you're invested in those interests too.
Anyway, I work pretty hard at this wife thing. I like to think that I respond fairly well to my friends' bids for attention too.
But recently, I've been thinking over my theology and my philosophy of life, to the degree that I have those things. As I've tried to articulate what's important to me and how I can focus my life around those values, I've started to wonder, what if there are bids of attention from the world and the way I see it that I've been ignoring? So I'm starting to make a practice of mindfully pursuing my yearnings, mostly the nerdier sorts, and look for what I might be trying to tell myself. And I'm going to write about it, because truly I don't know what I'm thinking until I've written it out.
If this revived blog has a goal, it is that, to watch the world more carefully for invitations to think harder about things and to find meaning in new places, and to chronicle me wandering through the world more attentively and what I find when I do.
CC
*Internet for "Too Long; Didn't read" also known as an "executive summary."
If TheCSO has read a news article on, say, a new major transportation project and pops in to tell me about it, the way to stay married is to get enthusiastic about what makes her enthusiastic rather than being an asshole and making a big show of not caring.
The article puts it more nicely.
But that's the bones. When your spouse is trying to tell you something, they are making what the article, and the research underlying it, call a "bid for attention." In happy marriages, people response positively to those.
I've been married for going on twelve years and I've listened with interest to descriptions of innumerable transportation projects. One of the great secrets to married life is that if you married a smart and awesome person, many of their interests are likely to be smart and awesome as well. If you listen when they talk, soon you're invested in those interests too.
Anyway, I work pretty hard at this wife thing. I like to think that I respond fairly well to my friends' bids for attention too.
But recently, I've been thinking over my theology and my philosophy of life, to the degree that I have those things. As I've tried to articulate what's important to me and how I can focus my life around those values, I've started to wonder, what if there are bids of attention from the world and the way I see it that I've been ignoring? So I'm starting to make a practice of mindfully pursuing my yearnings, mostly the nerdier sorts, and look for what I might be trying to tell myself. And I'm going to write about it, because truly I don't know what I'm thinking until I've written it out.
If this revived blog has a goal, it is that, to watch the world more carefully for invitations to think harder about things and to find meaning in new places, and to chronicle me wandering through the world more attentively and what I find when I do.
CC
*Internet for "Too Long; Didn't read" also known as an "executive summary."
Back again, for a limited engagement maybe
I'm in a theological study group at church and we've been talking about spiritual practices. I'm trying to find a new spiritual practice* myself.
"You have such a way with words," one person suggested. "Have you thought about journaling?" The conversation continued in this vein for a bit.
Finally, I thought, "Well, I used to have a place where I did something sort of like that." So I'm going to give it another shot. Don't know if I'm going to stay with it, but I'm going to try.
I'll post my first substantive post about that tonight.
But first, an FAQ, because I love FAQs.
Q: Welcome Back! I've missed you!
A: Thanks, though you don't have to. You can always follow me on Twitter. I'm Chalicechick there too. I tend to be pretty liberal about friending on Facebook, too.
Q: What's up?
A: Not a whole lot. The big news is that TheCSO is undergoing gender transition. We wrote an entire FAQ about that, and I've posted it below. Other than that, I got out of law school, got a law job that pays the bills and I go to the same church and mostly have the same friends. I have a Goddaughter now, you'll probably hear about her. The dog died. That was sad.
Q: So, what are you going to be writing about?
A: My personal life, hunt for a personal theology/philosophy of life and the same sort of cultural criticism stuff I liked to write before. Funny stuff that happens to me.
Q: So what AREN'T you going to be writing much about?
A: My job, national politics (I lean Clinton, FWIW), UUA politics (I lean Miller, FWIW), won't go too far into transgender issues. There are smarter people writing better things on that last topic especially. I also don't write about my own church. The minister shouldn't have to worry about critiques of her sermon showing up here on Sunday afternoons. They won't.
Q: How will this ChaliceBlog be different?
A: I'm going to be heavier on comment moderation. I have less patience than I used to, and less time. I'm also probably not going to get into as many big arguments. Again, less patience, less time. If you want an interactive medium, try Twitter. My plan at least is to use this as a bit more of a broadcast medium. Also, both Nora Ephron and the UUA Washington Office are gone and have not been replaced with equivalent targets for snark. I confess I've mellowed a bit in that department in general.
Q: How can I foil your plan to use this as a broadcast medium?
A: Write brilliant insightful comments I can't resist responding to.
Q: Are you going to stick around?
A: In this format, I don't know. But I'm extremely active on Facebook and moderately so on Twitter.
Q: How can I encourage you to stick around?
A: Write brilliant insightful comments I can't resist responding to.
Thanks,
CC
who suspects these questions would not be asked frequently, indeed not much at all, but enjoys interviewing herself.
*Which I define as a way to connect me to that which is greater than myself, one way or another.
"You have such a way with words," one person suggested. "Have you thought about journaling?" The conversation continued in this vein for a bit.
Finally, I thought, "Well, I used to have a place where I did something sort of like that." So I'm going to give it another shot. Don't know if I'm going to stay with it, but I'm going to try.
I'll post my first substantive post about that tonight.
But first, an FAQ, because I love FAQs.
Q: Welcome Back! I've missed you!
A: Thanks, though you don't have to. You can always follow me on Twitter. I'm Chalicechick there too. I tend to be pretty liberal about friending on Facebook, too.
Q: What's up?
A: Not a whole lot. The big news is that TheCSO is undergoing gender transition. We wrote an entire FAQ about that, and I've posted it below. Other than that, I got out of law school, got a law job that pays the bills and I go to the same church and mostly have the same friends. I have a Goddaughter now, you'll probably hear about her. The dog died. That was sad.
Q: So, what are you going to be writing about?
A: My personal life, hunt for a personal theology/philosophy of life and the same sort of cultural criticism stuff I liked to write before. Funny stuff that happens to me.
Q: So what AREN'T you going to be writing much about?
A: My job, national politics (I lean Clinton, FWIW), UUA politics (I lean Miller, FWIW), won't go too far into transgender issues. There are smarter people writing better things on that last topic especially. I also don't write about my own church. The minister shouldn't have to worry about critiques of her sermon showing up here on Sunday afternoons. They won't.
Q: How will this ChaliceBlog be different?
A: I'm going to be heavier on comment moderation. I have less patience than I used to, and less time. I'm also probably not going to get into as many big arguments. Again, less patience, less time. If you want an interactive medium, try Twitter. My plan at least is to use this as a bit more of a broadcast medium. Also, both Nora Ephron and the UUA Washington Office are gone and have not been replaced with equivalent targets for snark. I confess I've mellowed a bit in that department in general.
Q: How can I foil your plan to use this as a broadcast medium?
A: Write brilliant insightful comments I can't resist responding to.
Q: Are you going to stick around?
A: In this format, I don't know. But I'm extremely active on Facebook and moderately so on Twitter.
Q: How can I encourage you to stick around?
A: Write brilliant insightful comments I can't resist responding to.
Thanks,
CC
who suspects these questions would not be asked frequently, indeed not much at all, but enjoys interviewing herself.
*Which I define as a way to connect me to that which is greater than myself, one way or another.
Chalicechick and TheCSO's Gender FAQ
Posted to Facebook 07.19.2015.
This is the same document with only minor edits, plus our names changed per the conventions of this blog.
So, hi, we’ve got an announcement.
TheCSO has made the decision to undergo gender transition. We’ve told a few people about this, but since we’re telling everyone en masse at this point, we thought an FAQ might come in handy:
The easy questions:
Q: So TheCSO is female now?
A: TheCSO is in between, but on the female side.
Q. What pronoun does TheCSO prefer?
A: TheCSO likes “she” or “they.” Chalicechick does not like “they” truth be told, as to her it sounds awkward and confusing. So she talked around pronouns when TheCSO was concerned and considered TheCSO’s pronoun “TheCSO” as an interim step. This wasn’t TheCSO’s favorite approach but the biggie is to avoid male pronouns. Chalicechick is using “she” and female-gendered terms like “wife” now.
Q: I’ve called TheCSO “he” for years, what if I call TheCSO the wrong thing?
A: That’s cool. We know this isn’t easy and TheCSO understands genuine mistakes are going to happen. Chalicechick still slips up every now and again.
Q:Is TheCSO keeping the name “TheCSO”?
A: That’s the plan.
The complicated questions:
Q. How long has TheCSO wanted to do this?
A: A long time. TheCSO came out to Chalicechick in college, years before we got married. She has always known this was a possibility, but TheCSO didn’t feel like fully transitioning to female and when we first got together and being “in between” was more or less unheard of outside of the gender activist community. Chalicechick was concerned about the societal consequences of having to constantly explain that TheCSO had a gender that nobody else seemed to have. Now that TheCSO’s career is in a good place, our marriage is totally safe and genderqueer and trans folks are becoming more and more common, the timing seemed right. TheCSO’s tired of being uncomfortable.
Q: A lot of transsexuals get fired, are you worried about that?
A: For TheCSO’s employer to fire TheCSO for that reason would be a violation of both their company policy and the DC Human Rights Act, which covers TheCSO’s workplace in DC.
Q: Are you guys going to stay married?
A: Yup. We’re still in love.
Q. Will the state of Virginia still recognize your marriage? Sure, gay marriage is legal there now, but Virginia is conservative and that could change again?
A: This question was answered at length in previous versions of the FAQ, but is now irrelevant. Thanks, Justice Kennedy!
Q: I feel like I’m really close to you guys, but you never talked about this with me before, and you’ve known for like SIXTEEN YEARS? What gives?
A. We get feeling that way and we’re sorry. This stuff is not easy to explain and while we’re centered about the basics of it and committed to approaching it as a team, the details are a lot of stress. Sometimes it’s a big comfort to just talk about other things. If one or both of us has hung out with you and confided in you about other things or just done fun stuff with you, you’ve been more help than you know. Thank you and we’re sorry if you feel we took too long to let you in. Please don’t think that we didn’t tell you because we thought you would react badly, if we thought that we wouldn’t have been your friend in the first place.
The hard questions that make us a little cranky:
Q: Is Chalicechick a lesbian now?
A: She’s not much on labels. She didn’t marry TheCSO’s gender, she married TheCSO. That said, she did know about this all along, so… kinda? If you want to look at it that way? We don’t though. We do consider ourselves a woman married to a woman though.
Q: Is TheCSO having surgery?
A: We know our friends would generally be too polite to ask this very personal question, but we also figured they might want to know. No, TheCSO has no plans to have surgery of any type. But TheCSO is on hormones and has been for over a year. If you have other medical questions, feel free to ask in person, we’d rather not go into more detail on this forum.
Q: What if I think TheCSO’s still a guy and feel the need to say so?
A: Then it’s best if you save everyone some pain and unfriend us now. We don’t have anything else to say to one another. If you want to stay friends with us, don’t talk about that to us because we don’t consider her gender an issue for debate.
Summing up:
Q: So how can I help Chalicechick be more comfortable in this weird time?
A: She’s good. It IS a weird time but her and TheCSO’s support system, (if you’re reading this you’re probably part of it) has been wonderful. We’re very privileged as couples dealing with these issues go. Mostly, she’s grateful.
Q: So how can I help TheCSO be more comfortable in this weird time?
A: Use “she” or “they” or talk around pronouns, try not to use male gendered language. Ask questions. TheCSO’s glad to help and would rather talk about it than leave people wondering.
Q: I’m glad you guys are good, but what if being your friend makes me want to reach out to other people dealing with gender issues?
A: That’s awesome of you. We are in a position of enormous privilege and we know it. But not everyone is as lucky as we are and there are some folks who could absolutely use your help. We’d be really grateful, and you could do a lot of good, if you help out one of the following organizations:
• Rainbow Youth Alliance: http://rainbowyouthalliancemd.org/
• Trans Housing Network: http://www.transhousingnetwork.com/
• Whitman-Walker: http://www.whitman-walker.org/
This is the same document with only minor edits, plus our names changed per the conventions of this blog.
So, hi, we’ve got an announcement.
TheCSO has made the decision to undergo gender transition. We’ve told a few people about this, but since we’re telling everyone en masse at this point, we thought an FAQ might come in handy:
The easy questions:
Q: So TheCSO is female now?
A: TheCSO is in between, but on the female side.
Q. What pronoun does TheCSO prefer?
A: TheCSO likes “she” or “they.” Chalicechick does not like “they” truth be told, as to her it sounds awkward and confusing. So she talked around pronouns when TheCSO was concerned and considered TheCSO’s pronoun “TheCSO” as an interim step. This wasn’t TheCSO’s favorite approach but the biggie is to avoid male pronouns. Chalicechick is using “she” and female-gendered terms like “wife” now.
Q: I’ve called TheCSO “he” for years, what if I call TheCSO the wrong thing?
A: That’s cool. We know this isn’t easy and TheCSO understands genuine mistakes are going to happen. Chalicechick still slips up every now and again.
Q:Is TheCSO keeping the name “TheCSO”?
A: That’s the plan.
The complicated questions:
Q. How long has TheCSO wanted to do this?
A: A long time. TheCSO came out to Chalicechick in college, years before we got married. She has always known this was a possibility, but TheCSO didn’t feel like fully transitioning to female and when we first got together and being “in between” was more or less unheard of outside of the gender activist community. Chalicechick was concerned about the societal consequences of having to constantly explain that TheCSO had a gender that nobody else seemed to have. Now that TheCSO’s career is in a good place, our marriage is totally safe and genderqueer and trans folks are becoming more and more common, the timing seemed right. TheCSO’s tired of being uncomfortable.
Q: A lot of transsexuals get fired, are you worried about that?
A: For TheCSO’s employer to fire TheCSO for that reason would be a violation of both their company policy and the DC Human Rights Act, which covers TheCSO’s workplace in DC.
Q: Are you guys going to stay married?
A: Yup. We’re still in love.
Q. Will the state of Virginia still recognize your marriage? Sure, gay marriage is legal there now, but Virginia is conservative and that could change again?
A: This question was answered at length in previous versions of the FAQ, but is now irrelevant. Thanks, Justice Kennedy!
Q: I feel like I’m really close to you guys, but you never talked about this with me before, and you’ve known for like SIXTEEN YEARS? What gives?
A. We get feeling that way and we’re sorry. This stuff is not easy to explain and while we’re centered about the basics of it and committed to approaching it as a team, the details are a lot of stress. Sometimes it’s a big comfort to just talk about other things. If one or both of us has hung out with you and confided in you about other things or just done fun stuff with you, you’ve been more help than you know. Thank you and we’re sorry if you feel we took too long to let you in. Please don’t think that we didn’t tell you because we thought you would react badly, if we thought that we wouldn’t have been your friend in the first place.
The hard questions that make us a little cranky:
Q: Is Chalicechick a lesbian now?
A: She’s not much on labels. She didn’t marry TheCSO’s gender, she married TheCSO. That said, she did know about this all along, so… kinda? If you want to look at it that way? We don’t though. We do consider ourselves a woman married to a woman though.
Q: Is TheCSO having surgery?
A: We know our friends would generally be too polite to ask this very personal question, but we also figured they might want to know. No, TheCSO has no plans to have surgery of any type. But TheCSO is on hormones and has been for over a year. If you have other medical questions, feel free to ask in person, we’d rather not go into more detail on this forum.
Q: What if I think TheCSO’s still a guy and feel the need to say so?
A: Then it’s best if you save everyone some pain and unfriend us now. We don’t have anything else to say to one another. If you want to stay friends with us, don’t talk about that to us because we don’t consider her gender an issue for debate.
Summing up:
Q: So how can I help Chalicechick be more comfortable in this weird time?
A: She’s good. It IS a weird time but her and TheCSO’s support system, (if you’re reading this you’re probably part of it) has been wonderful. We’re very privileged as couples dealing with these issues go. Mostly, she’s grateful.
Q: So how can I help TheCSO be more comfortable in this weird time?
A: Use “she” or “they” or talk around pronouns, try not to use male gendered language. Ask questions. TheCSO’s glad to help and would rather talk about it than leave people wondering.
Q: I’m glad you guys are good, but what if being your friend makes me want to reach out to other people dealing with gender issues?
A: That’s awesome of you. We are in a position of enormous privilege and we know it. But not everyone is as lucky as we are and there are some folks who could absolutely use your help. We’d be really grateful, and you could do a lot of good, if you help out one of the following organizations:
• Rainbow Youth Alliance: http://rainbowyouthalliancemd.org/
• Trans Housing Network: http://www.transhousingnetwork.com/
• Whitman-Walker: http://www.whitman-walker.org/
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