Oprah Winfrey apparently got the Pretty Woman treatment at the Paris Hermes store.
At the same time, it would be something to have a salesclerk be rude to one and know, absolutely know, that they would face really serious consequences. Like the sort of consequences French shop clerks get when they turn away Oprah.
That would kind of kick ass.
Of course getting turned-away itself would be awful. To be honest, getting turned away at a store is really sort of hard to get my head around. Shrug. Nice to have grown up white, I guess.
(No, I don't know why my blog has turned into page six today. I guess I'm just peevish.)