I know. What a shocker.
Were you an art student who ended up not having enough talent to really make it a major?
I was. Art history was really my favorite, but you couldn't major in it alone, you had to major in art. And i wasn't good enough to major in art, something a professor sat me down and told me, but that I sort of knew anyway.
Anyway, my point is this site is really fun to monkey around with.
Ps. And while we're on the subject of art, the ever-informative PG has neat stuff to say about the oft-made comparsions between the Koran-urination incident and "Piss Christ."