Thursday, April 19, 2007

For the love of God, won't somebody amuse me?

I am home sick in bed and it turns out all my books are boring. Everything on TV, too. The billion magazines we have all over the house?


Even the internet has begun to bore me.

(Item: I've only been awake for three hours.)



Joel Monka said...

Here's some amusing things I've found recently. the first is self explanetary:

Have you ever wondered what you would look like if you were an M&M?:

Well, you did ask...

Bill Baar said...

Whiskey and Lemonade is your best bet then back to bed.

Jamie Goodwin said...

I have to admit, Whiskey and Lemonade do sound amusing!

Bill Baar said...

Served hot of course.

Z said...

But, boring can be relaxing sometimes. I think excitement is over-rated. I say enjoy the boredom. But, I could do a crazy little dance for you if you prefer. :)

I hope you get to feeling better, CC.



PG said...

I don't know whether you'll find this hysterically funny or hideously stupid, but here goes:

ms. kitty said...

Greetings from Whinology, Inc. You have a legitimate request. If your normal outlets don't meet your needs, i.e., if these suggestions do not relieve your boredom, you are justified in your ongoing whine. However, W.I. reminds you that boredom can be a fruitful state, even when you are ill.
PS. Thanks for your cogent comment on my abortion post. However, the link to the text didn't work for me. Would it be too boring to re-post it? I would like to know the wording.

Chalicechick said...

I think if I could get "Vagina Power" on my TV, I would watch it faithfully.



PG said...

There are multiple videos from the show on YouTube, so look around if you haven't gotten enough of her wisdom. Among the group from which I got the link, the current favorite quote is the bit about the man who can't even buy you some shrimp.