Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers

CC: "Who would win in a light saber battle, Walt Whitman or Ernest Hemingway?"
TheCSO: "Us all"

CC

4 comments:

epilonious said...

I do so love you both.

Unknown said...

If light-sabers are like other sabers, they are very clumsy. Once in some unwise exercise (I was young once, a disease from which I have recovered), I chose a saber, rather than the Spanish double-edged sword which my opponent chose, and I nearly lost my right thumb. There is still a noticeable effect on the bone of my thumb. So stay away from sabers.
By the way, Hemingway had combat experience in the Italian infantry in WW I, while Walt Whitman was a volunteer hospital nurse in Washington during the Civil War, so I'd bet on Hemingway.

Desmond Ravenstone said...

Hemingway (after cutting off Whitman's right hand: Walt, I am your Papa!

Desmond Ravenstone said...

Hemingway (after cutting off Whitman's right hand: Walt, I am your Papa!