At the gathering of folks from my area who are going to GA, I set my bagel down across the table from a benign-looking older hippie.
"Will you be in the CUUPS both again this year?" The woman asked.
"Excuse me?" I said, looking up.
"You were in the CUUPS booth in Ft. Worth."
I smiled sweetly. "No, actually I wasn't. But I'm sure it's an easy mistake to make. There are a LOT of chubby brunette chicks in Unitarianism."
The Hippie looked at me for a long moment, "Thank you for the gift of your humor."
I think that was a smackdown.