Right now, I'm sick as a dog, lying in bed by seven for the third night in a row. So even though my life is right now the best it has ever been, I'm still super-cranky.
But I think even if I were well, I would hate The Secret. Basically, "The Secret" is that if you think about something, you draw that thing to you.
I think this means that crazy woman who is obsessed with David Letterman who believes that David Letterman is in love with her should be marrying him any day now.
Anyway, I'm not sure how the basic idea differs from the culty stuff in What the bleep do we know? The basic idea is all the same.
The power of self-delusion.
Which is not to say that self-delusion isn't a powerful force in this world.