Here's a funny news story about how people at PETA read that a church in Alaska was having a "living nativity," assumed that animals must be involved and started bothering the church about it on that flimsy justification.
For the record, there aren't animals involved. The animals in the church's "Living Nativity" are played by people and puppets.
CC played a sheep in a play when she was in the fifth grade.
Lucky we didn't get a letter.