A childhood friend of theCSO's is a repo man, or at least has worked as one. We once had an amusing evening where he recounted his adventures in that actually fairly exciting profession. He was full of advice like:
"Both crackheads and rednecks have guns. But if you get to choose, repo the crackhead's car, because rednecks can actually shoot"
May that never come in handy for any of us.
Anyway, in all this guy's repoing days, I bet he never accidentally kidnapped anyone.