Monday, December 08, 2008

Why did Buddha take forever to vacuum his sofa?

Because he didn't have any attachments.


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who heard that from one of the secretaries at her firm this morning.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:01 AM, December 08, 2008

    That is pretty funny.

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  2. Joe The Math Guy2:15 PM, December 08, 2008

    Um.

    But then what was he doing with a sofa? And a vacuum cleaner?

    Where did he KEEP the sofa?

    Sigh.

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  3. Chalicechick2:49 PM, December 08, 2008

    1. Sitting on it.
    2. Cleaning the sofa.
    3. In front of his television set.

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  4. Joe The Math Guy2:53 PM, December 08, 2008

    Hey, I been edjumicated humanitarily y'know. I think you are talking about Siddhartha while he was still hooked up with Kamala...but, then, he would have had a SERVANT to do the vacuuming...

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  5. fausto1:19 PM, December 09, 2008

    How did Buddha order a chili dog?

    "Make me one, with everything."

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Because of a recent ton of spam and weird insulting comments from a brand-new poster, I'm putting in comment moderation for a bit. I'm planning to do comment moderation "Ms. Kitty Style," as in, with a very light touch and kicking only off-topic and unreasonably insulting posts.