I usually put this as the quote on my email about now, but this year, I'm putting it here instead:
So, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan. And now a word from MY god, our sponsors!
-Krusty the Clown
Hmmm... I remember a time, back in the 60s, when people found Tet offensive...
ReplyDeletegroannnnn.....
ReplyDeleteBlame the clown.
ReplyDeleteCC
Happy Generic Winter Holiday, persons!
ReplyDeleteI believe it is time for remembrance of CC giving the bitch-face to that one lady who bitchily emphasized "merry Christmas" to some salesperson who said "happy holidays".
ReplyDeleteHappy bitch-face season, CC!
So drink your gin and tonica
ReplyDeleteAnd smoke lots of marijuanica
If you really really wannika
Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Chalica. ;-)
I'm a Festivus gal, myself. Ice cream and grievances, that's my idea of a family holiday.
ReplyDeleteWe're thinking a Feast-ival. Really into eating....
ReplyDeleteWe're making a goose for Christmas this year, and trifle too.