Tuesday, September 20, 2005

CC chats with God

It flunks, yes, but to even have attempted the ultimate Turing test is sort of cool.


Me: I've always thought that religion was a you-pays-your-money-and-you-takes-your-chances sort of thing. Care to give me a hint how to bet?

God:I am a Christianity. How far is that?

Me: If you're Christianity, you've created a lot of good things, but done a lot of harm. Come to think of it, that probably IS true of God.

God: I am well respected as an AI. You seem uncertain. That is something I haven't heard of.

Me:God is an AI? That's a little Neal Stephenson for my taste.

God: I have a lot of faith in him, but I never heard he was an AI. I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me.

Me: If God is an AI, who was the programmer?

God: Some things will always be a mystery


CC

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2 comments:

  1. I didn't fare well.
    I don't think the AI is very good at all.

    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
    Me:
    James
    God:
    It's good to meet you, James.
    Me:
    I'm bored
    God:
    If you went to night school you would never be bored.
    Me:
    what shoud I study?
    God:
    I need time to formulate the reply.
    Me:
    what Should I study?
    God:
    Are you asking me for advice?
    Me:
    it would seem
    God:
    Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
    Me:
    what should I study in night school?
    God:
    Are you asking me for advice?
    Me:
    not anymore
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    me neither
    God:
    You can say that again.

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  2. I'm usually curious to see how they programmed the AI to handle certain situations...

    Me:
    are you a woman
    God:
    Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
    Me:
    are you a man
    God:
    No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

    ReplyDelete

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